Katherine Ryan reportedly left no celebrity safe as she took savage swipes at the rich and famous during the London stop of her Battleaxe tour on Thursday, DailyMail reports.
According to the report by DailyMail, the comedian, 41, is said to have slammed everyone from disgraced rapper Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs, 55, to Maura Higgins, 34, Prince Andrew, 65, and ‘very stupid’ Tommy Fury, 25.
Speaking about the music mogul, who is awaiting trial accused of sex trafficking and sexual assault, Katherine Ryan quipped to the Palladium audience: ‘Who knew P stood for paedo? He was hiding in plain sight all this time.’
According to The Sun she also turned her attention to Love Island’s Maura, following her ‘drunken kiss’ with married McFly star Danny Jones, 39, at the BRITs.
The funny woman said she didn’t blame Maura for the scandal and branded her ‘irresistible’, joking: ‘I’d like to see Maura on Celebrity Traitors. Just Maura and married celebrity men’.
Then the beleaguered Andrew was in the firing line, amid reports the Jeffrey Epstein files threaten to heap ‘further embarrassment’ on the Duke, laughed: ‘Taylor Swift has been responsible for more sobbing teenagers than Prince Andrew.’
Finally also slammed ‘walking f***ing haircut’ Tommy Fury as she discussed his recent reunion with girlfriend Molly-Mae Hague, following rumours of infidelity.
In her savage put down she branded him a ‘liability’ and ‘very stupid’ as she mocked the boxer’s decision to ‘get punched in the head professionally’.
It comes after Katherine Ryan revealed she was left stunned after being slapped with a £6,000 bill this week for a simple blood test to support her post-cancer care.
She detailed the shocking incident on Sunday as she gave an update on her health following her recent diagnosis of early-stage melanoma, a type of skin cancer, for the second time.
Last week, she had the cancerous mole and surrounding tissue removed.
The mother-of-three said: ‘I have been just handling all the follow-up for the melanoma.
‘Waiting for the histology was really peaceful because I knew after the second removal, everything from that area would be gone. And it was confirmed as gone.’
Katherine Ryan had an appointment this week at the Cadogan Clinic in Chelsea, where she was told that while she’s in the clear, she does have a benign haemangioma in her liver – ‘something that 20 percent of people have from birth, and they’re not worried about it’.
Katherine Ryan said she doesn’t need any further treatment at the moment, but the oncologist offered her an in vitro genetics test to help detect any other potential health issues. Katherine said she doesn’t need any further treatment at the moment, but the oncologist offered her an in vitro genetics test to help detect any other potential health issues. Katherine said she doesn’t need any further treatment at the moment, but the oncologist offered her an in vitro genetics test to help detect any other potential health issues.
She agreed to it and arranged to have it done at her home in London, where she lives with her three children and husband Bobby Kootstra.
Sharing details of the visit on the latest episode of her podcast, Telling Everybody Everything, she said: ‘This company was so amazing and really attentive right away.
‘I got an email right after my meeting with the oncologist from the patient coordinator who was like, we are going to do this DNA test, we just have to take some of your blood and we’re gonna send someone to your house to get it. I was like, perfect!
‘The guy shows up – an absolute hunk. A very well-dressed, young, Selling Sunset type,’ she says, referring to the attractive cast of the US reality series.
‘It was a great experience. The phlebotomist took my blood quickly and everyone looked after me very well.’
However, events soon took a turn. ‘They leave, and then seconds later into my inbox, I get the bill. Six grand!
‘Six thousand pounds for the blood test. I thought, oh god, I knew that Selling Sunset hunk was too premium.’
‘I showed Bobby and that was my biggest mistake. He was like, ‘What?! A blood test!?’ And I was like, you know what though Bobby, if it saves your life, then that’s very little.